a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty January 23, 2012
"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.
"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."
by leavingamark January 08, 2023
We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.
by Don Cager February 19, 2021
When you have to poop so bad that you take your hand and make it flat and wedge it in butt to keep yourself from pooping your pants.
by Probably not too June 11, 2023
by nknwngrwr June 02, 2020
When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
An iconically large knife named after Jim bowie used as a hunting or fighting knife that got popularized by the sandbar fight. Now used in spaghetti westerns or action movies. Another knife similar to this would be the Rambo knife, which is more of a tool then just a combat weapon.
by RobbedABank March 18, 2022