stoopid_wifey

An account on Instagram run by a short ass ginger. Usually posts about Attack on Titan, her cats, and God knows what else. Chaotic AS FUCK but just as funny. High key based af

Hey do you follow stoopid_wifey on Instagram?

Absolutely. Need my daily dose of fucking chaos

stoopid_wifey by alien_from_saturn March 30, 2022

Sausage Wiff 

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.

We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.

Sausage Wiff by Haze Down July 15, 2022

scoo-wiff 

when something is scoo-wiff

"your skirt is scoo-wiff"

scoo-wiff by bib_grit August 29, 2022

thanos.wifey 

a editor that really likes feet. known for thanos edits

Thanos.wifey really is in love with thanos isn’t she?

thanos.wifey by patriciapatry April 14, 2023

YEET WIFEY 

To throw your wife with great force over something

Yeah, he just YEET WIFEY

YEET WIFEY by anonymous September 4, 2023

hyphy wifey 

Extremely rowdy, excited, or energetic.

she is a very hyphy wifey

hyphy wifey by Dr oxford November 30, 2023

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

Maryland Wiffleball Bat by bdo17 May 6, 2024