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Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.
Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.
by schmeeva May 28, 2013
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weekendsomniac

Someone who experiences weekendsomnia
person 1: Dude, You look tired.

person 2: Yeah. I know.

person 1: Did you even sleep.

person 2: Nah man, I'm a weekendsomniac.
by bgc1234321 November 11, 2013
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weekendsomnia

The effects of insomnia, but only on weekends.
person 1: Hey man, I finished my new game this weekend.

person 2: What! Dude, you got that on Friday.

person 1: I know but I don't sleep on weekends.

person 2: I think you have weekendsomnia.
by bgc1234321 November 11, 2013
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weekend dating

The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.
I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.
by MastaMcKracka November 23, 2013
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weekend syndrome

when you choose not to give a fuck about anything on the weekend because the week was either to long or you are extremely hungover
Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike
by The Real M. Jackson November 23, 2013
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weekend gang

a group of people that live seperate lives during weekdays but are always found together on weekends.
cant sorry man, already busy with my Weekend Gang.
by trvffick March 30, 2014
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Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
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