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Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")
Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.
by WarWeasel August 29, 2024
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Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.
by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023
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Walmart

a place regarded in various religions as the abode of God (or the gods) and the angels, and of the good after death, often traditionally depicted as being above the sky.
my friend died and went to walmart
by dón-an-amadán November 21, 2022
mugGet the Walmartmug.

Walmart

it’s a store. What else would it be
Welcome to Walmart
by giomtz68 April 7, 2021
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walmart game

Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.
by FrankyOG October 4, 2016
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Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd
Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling
by Cools Man December 1, 2024
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Walmarting

When you don't care how you are dressed in public
S/he was walmarting out and about today while shopping.

I saw a women walmarting today.
by seymourwhiplash November 17, 2015
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