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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Wake and Make

Waking up solely for making sex, and then going straight back to bed afterwards.
"I randomly woke up at 6am, so I wake and maked sex with my girlfriend and then slept till noon"
by PowWow August 31, 2013
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digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.
Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.
by Confuseus April 22, 2016
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Wake up

When you wake up in the morning and start making a list of what to do and how to. So you can chase your dreams.
Sassy the sasquatch: Just do good things and good things will happen to you mate:
Big Lez: So how do i do it?How do i turn my dreams into a reality?
Sassy the sasquatch: Whats the first thing anyone before anyone start their day? You wake up
by Khais July 7, 2024
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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Wake me up

Street name for a drug that’s wakes you up or keeps you up . Has you lit all night .
by Dolly393 January 29, 2020
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Wake Drip

Wake Drip is the best RUST player in the game right now. He is unbeatable in face checks, snow roams, and even glock battles.
Wake Drips owns wasdvex in every aspect of the game.
by Wake Drip March 28, 2025
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