Number two happy meal

During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.

Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.

Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?

Roger : What man ?

Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.

by darker May 11, 2009

Two Door Cinema Club

Really awesome band, originally from N. Ireland that play "alteronica." The band consists of Sam Halliday (guitar), Alex Trimble (lead vocals & guitar), and Kevin Baird (bass).

Lee: Hey, heard of any good bands to listen to?
Aislinn: Yeah, Two Door Cinema Club. They're amazing & their songs are really easy to dance to, yo.

by HEIRBEAR November 8, 2010

two and a baby

Two and a baby is 2 and a 1/4 ounces. There are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce is 7 grams.

28+28+7=63

In TI's song "Dopeman" he says "Take $1250 go get you two and a baby. That's 63 grams if you whip that right."

by Sickboy254698 April 23, 2015

don't give two shits

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011

Two Toke Hee

The act of lighting up a joint, taking two tokes and then passing it on to your friend, whilst shouting, in a high pitched voice, the word "Hee". This continues through all participants until the joint is finished.

James: Here guys, ive just skinned up a quality spliff, fancy participating in a two toke hee?

Chris: Ye man, sounds good.

Gary: Puff, Puff, Hee

by Andrewpetrie May 10, 2008

Extreme Two Footing

Extreme Two Footing... Extreme Two Footing is a fad created by three friends in 2011. The rules of Extreme Two Footing requires a person to jump and touch an object of their choice with both feet. The participants feet are not required to touch the object with both feet at the same time; however, both feet must come in contact with the object before landing on the ground. The more random and extravagant the venue, the more extreme the experience will be. The stunt must be recorded on video or pictures and then uploaded to a social networking site to be accounted for.

Extreme Two Footing is not a professional sport by any means.

The first known injury from Extreme Two Footing was documented on August 5th, 2011. A founding creator attempted a new stunt which resulted in a mild laceration to the finger.

Extreme Two Footing was created with no special intentions other than to have fun and to be creative.

Me: Hey, I bet you won't jump and do some extreme two footing off that tree.
You: Oh yeah? Watch this! (Jumps and touches both feet on the tree)

by Raddog August 6, 2011

two comma kid

a kid who's parents are very rich (two comma implying a million dollars, ie 1,000,000)

yo cam macneil is a total two comma kid... wouldnt be anywhere without his dad

by scagneas November 9, 2004