Turtle Recall

When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.

Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"

by nickbaz92 March 11, 2016

Turtle

Pennywise's worst enemy

The turtles here hide penny!!!

by Kayleeisdeadinside January 22, 2019

Turtle

They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.

billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**

by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019

turtle neck jacket

this is basically a ANTI vsco girl jacket

person1: quick put on the turtle necks, the vsco people are approaching
person2: *puts on a turtle neck jacket

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 8, 2020

help a turtle cross the road

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.

Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.

by KaunArtist September 8, 2011

awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009

Dick Turtle

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

by fgkiller February 16, 2010