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Party trumpet

The party trumpet should be partially inserted into ones nose and you then proceed to use the party trumpet to snort snow
by Blow king July 22, 2023
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Fiery trumpet

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.
"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"
by Mtg187 September 19, 2017
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Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021
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Trumpet

One who espouses, and ultimately amplifies, the political agenda of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.
1. Dang. I wish all these Trumpets would settle down. All the Trumpets sounding at once are certainly quite chaotic and loud, and are a distraction to my daily life.

2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!

3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).
by XgreyrabbitX October 20, 2021
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Trumpet

Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.
Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.
by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022
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Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.
"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"
by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022
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Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.
The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.
by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024
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