Troll Serum
Troll Serum by slapping of the asscheeks May 30, 2021
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troll scat
The droppings of misinformation and malcontent that occur when someone feeds an internet troll and they shit all over a discussion on a forum or message board.
If people posting about their first hand experiences are "pixie dust" then your "some stranger I met told me" postings must be nothing more than troll scat.
troll scat by C.Diver April 1, 2010
troll hunting
Bar-hopping with the intent of taking an ugly and/or fat chick home, because for some reason you are feeling relatively desperate, and so you need to increase your probability of getting laid
troll hunting by ROCKintheCDA February 2, 2009
troll cave
NOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside.
Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.
Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...
Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.
Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...
Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
The best example of a troll cave in Santa Cruz is Alex and Taylor's room downstairs.
Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!
Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.
J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!
T: Will you shut your twat?
J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??
Alex: No.
J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?
T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.
J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.
T/A: No!!!
J: Why not??
T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.
J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!
T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!
J: No.
T: Yes!
J: No!
T: Yes!!!
A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!
J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!
T: Let's smoke, you got any money?
J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!
T/A: No.
J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
T/A: OK FINE!!!
T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!
Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.
J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!
T: Will you shut your twat?
J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??
Alex: No.
J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?
T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.
J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.
T/A: No!!!
J: Why not??
T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.
J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!
T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!
J: No.
T: Yes!
J: No!
T: Yes!!!
A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!
J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!
T: Let's smoke, you got any money?
J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!
T/A: No.
J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
T/A: OK FINE!!!
T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
troll cave by Jade831 June 14, 2007
Troll Roller
One who essentially trolls the trolls themselves.
This is not accomplished through the traditional Troll's means of rickrolling and posting objectionable materials, rather by using one's inner creativity in place of obscure materials and memes collected from the vast reaches of the internet and eternally committed to memory.
As a Troll Roller's opposition, Trolls expend the stupidity to amass a vast knowlege of the armpit of the asshole of the internets if only to pass on repulsive items and ideas that have come their way in an effort to horrify others. Troll Rollers need not be armed with any prior knowledge other than a Troll's intentions as they gingerly step around the traps laid before them without allowing any pleasure to be derived from mucking up their day.
Troll Rollers sit above Trolls on the ladder of morality. They enjoy frustrating those who get their jollies on being the cause of harm and anguish in using methods that would not deeply disturb innocent minds.
This is not accomplished through the traditional Troll's means of rickrolling and posting objectionable materials, rather by using one's inner creativity in place of obscure materials and memes collected from the vast reaches of the internet and eternally committed to memory.
As a Troll Roller's opposition, Trolls expend the stupidity to amass a vast knowlege of the armpit of the asshole of the internets if only to pass on repulsive items and ideas that have come their way in an effort to horrify others. Troll Rollers need not be armed with any prior knowledge other than a Troll's intentions as they gingerly step around the traps laid before them without allowing any pleasure to be derived from mucking up their day.
Troll Rollers sit above Trolls on the ladder of morality. They enjoy frustrating those who get their jollies on being the cause of harm and anguish in using methods that would not deeply disturb innocent minds.
Teddy: "I don't know why you spend so much time on that message board talking to that douchebag about blueberry pancakes and lemon parties..."
Zach: "I cant help it, I guess I'm just a Troll Roller."
Zach: "I cant help it, I guess I'm just a Troll Roller."
Troll Roller by Snorlax Prime August 14, 2011
Troll Monster
Scuzzy looking broad. Typically involving frazzled hair, too tight shirt revealing an overabundance on abdominal cellulite, track pants to reveal her fat ass, or a short skirt that comes way to close to showing that dirty camel toe. Often accompanied by flakey cakey overapplied facial make up, so as to hide her volcanic crater like pock marks. Generally smells of a Japanese fish market.
Cracked out slut.
Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.
Cracked out slut.
Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.
Timmy - Dang would you look at the skanky bitch over there with the doggy style tat and the 70 lb. ass, wearing what should only be worn in the bedroom by a sexy bitch!?!?
Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!
Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!
Troll Monster by Mr. Grumpy no.... seriously November 28, 2010