Ypsilanti water tower

Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.

“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

arena tower defense

A tower defense game that lonely men play to interact with lego women.

She caught his step bro playing Arena Tower Defense

by enews01 November 4, 2022

tower of london

Sporting a boner.

"She's so hot I got a tower of london just looking at her!"

by Jewlster November 29, 2013

Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

twin towers

1/ not to be confused with "twain towers", a research institute dedicated to the study of the life and times of Huckleberry Finn

2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers

3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit

4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.

5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world

"aim for the one on the left mohammed, don't worry if you miss, there are two of them"

"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."

"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"

by Phil k May 3, 2005

GIANT SEX TOWER

5 girls (or more) 1 guy in the middle, semen everywhere.

Only available in japan.

IF YOU DO THIS YOURE AWESOME

guy: lets have a GIANT SEX TOWER

girls: ok

by IAMGOD! February 5, 2010

Tower of Nervous Sweating

You are very obliged to conquer a very specific obstacle course filled with dangerously hard parkour considering that the society of this experience found in the video-game ‘Roblox’ expects high standards equivalent to possibly climbing up these unexpectedly imported parts placed in specific areas to allow very creative types of jumps which allow users to reach their goal of touching a rapidly changing material part with confetti sprinkling its surroundings to be teleported via the ‘winpad’ into the room which is found to be called the ‘winroom’ alongside a message in cyan in a text box with possibly thousands of texts to be seen as victory and delight to finally being known as an ‘Elite Obbyist’.

Yeah but did you beat Tower of Nervous Sweating?

by Weezereeezereezrr June 28, 2021