Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.

“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday”

by Namedtoby March 10, 2020

Toaster

Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.

Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.

by jorgenitales November 8, 2022

toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.

“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”

by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021

Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it

Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea

by Clown rat February 11, 2020

[brave little toaster]

While hitting it from behind (doggy-style sex), having your girl stick a fork in an electrical outlet.

After dinner, Bill and Jane brought the spark back to their marriage by utilizing the brave little toaster.

by T. LaQueefa Jones January 18, 2008

Toaster Hoe

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.

"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"

by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019

The Toaster

Another slang term for a woman’s who ha

That dude just wants to put his dick the toaster of that hoe over their

by Misslinds March 28, 2023