by uknowncs September 10, 2018
butthole man: yo sadeer whos that?
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa
by ifoundsomewildglizzys December 15, 2020
The act of reenacting the scene from the movie 'The Shining' where the guy cuts the door and says " Here's Johnny! "
by myeahh November 14, 2016
what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."
by NPD May 22, 2007
by MichelleISaB0SS March 16, 2022
When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.
Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"
by Bookerton January 07, 2018
To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.
I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.
by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020