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Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012
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Sam

A big douchebag who has no friends.he is normally fat and a wetty a dickhead and a troll
That guys such a sam
by Hdidjdjdjdn April 18, 2018
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Sam

A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.
Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!
by Ruby loscerman May 1, 2019
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Sam

by This_i_S_a_NAME April 26, 2016
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Sam

Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018
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sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".
Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt
by Martin 123 November 7, 2019
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sam

ugly girl that likes mason she is so horny for mason. She has a fucked up lip and she is so nasty she is so fat no one likes this ugly hoe
by gaige forrest March 7, 2017
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