devil toes

red irritated toes; usually on an adult female that has just taken off her high heal shoes.

I looked down at her feet and I saw devil toes.

by flato vv October 29, 2006

Toe Fingered

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.

He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!

by Mike Rotch Hertz April 23, 2004

Toe Bot

Like the greatest evil villian of all time. As seen in an episode 35 of "The Angry Beavers."

Toe Bot totally kicked Muscular Beaver's ass.

by fuckingay August 17, 2006

bro toe

What you call it when a guy's pants are so tight that you can see the bulge of his package. Like camel toe, but for dudes.

Jerome: Oliver, how do you like my tight new workout pants?

Oliver: Shit, get away from me, bitch. You got bro toe!

by mark the shark z November 17, 2007

Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.

BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...

by LoudMann March 04, 2012

Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 05, 2021