what next

Used by the losing party In argument to hide shame and it could also be used by an individual trying to be cool in order to shame the opposition

“Johnny I think your fly is open” “ok bro,what next?”

“You know I’m right you just don’t want to admit”
“Ok what next?”

by Psychodrama bitch! August 24, 2019

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

Nimbly Next

A creative agency,

that helps businesses to grow online.

Their social media page comprises of valuable content, marketing tips and sometimes crazy memes.

Nimbly next is a go-to marketing agency for business of all sizes.

by everyone-out-there November 28, 2021

Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater

I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing

by Rustylama January 24, 2018

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

<verb> to next week

This is used for when somebody, you, or overall anything does anything TOO much or too hard.

"That guy got slapped into next week by that girl.. Ouch."
"Hey what does <verb> to next week mean?"
"Basically where you overdo something, or do it too well."

by whenthefriedchickeneggs October 5, 2022

Vaughn Next Century Learning Center

The worst school in Los Angeles to date.

"Hey, what school do you go to?"
"Vaughn Next Century Learning Center"
"OH HELL NAH, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU"

by XsavierLOL July 29, 2025