surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Samuel Ellen Mount

The most fabulous man in the world

Samuel Ellen Mount is fabulous and there's nothing you can do about it

by Foxy Lady :3 October 28, 2018

Mount Panorama

A sexual intercourse position in which the woman arches her back while the man rams in a up hill motion. Throwing her from side to side like the walls of the track.

Mia: "Can we try something rough like bathurst?"
Man: " How about Mount Panorama"

by Betto the pedo December 27, 2018

Mount Tipida

The best place in the world. Fictional mountain where all women wanna go.

Man: Ayy girl you ever been to Mount Tipida?
Woman: Tipida?
Man: Tip-a-dis DICK

*sex*

by Lukeypukey1234 June 12, 2018

Mount Tipida

The best place in the world. Fictional mountain where all women wanna go.

Man: Ayy girl you ever been to Mount Tipida?
Woman: Tipida?
Man: Tip-a-dis DICK

*sex*

by Lukeypukey1234 June 12, 2018

Austin Mount

Has a large dick.

Austin Mount made that horse look like a bitch.

by Austin Mount August 11, 2018