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Squad Jumping

When the squad that you are in at the moment starts to get boring, so you leave and join another squad.
Person 2: Hey... ummmm... What are you doing here?
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.
by Why him? March 29, 2017
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Mouse Jump

A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.
I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.

I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.

We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
by the_curmudgeon August 11, 2009
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Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015
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Jumping Beans

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.
Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.
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the jump off

When something fantastic happens that will enable for more good things to happen in the future

As seen in the song "The Jump Off" by Plastic Little
A 40 and and a blunt... that's the jump off
Shawty had a gun and a block 'bout to rob the chinese shop, while she's suckin' my cock... now that's a two part jump off
by limelight August 26, 2006
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Jumping Jacks

amazing sex between two amazing people. May happen while:

-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything
Jumping Jacks are a really good cardio exercise. We pretty much do them all the time.
by SpongcakeOmNomNom August 24, 2009
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Jump Stupid

From the Neo-Ghetto era.....To oppose another in a violent manor
oh, so you gonna jump stupid on me?
by John Hodges May 2, 2004
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