Covid-1

After you slam your first girl after the pandemic

Mate 1: Yo bro, I’m on covid-1
Mate 2: you slow bro, i’m already on covid-5

by Hazdog2000 May 18, 2020

covid fro

Hair style after not being cut for weeks because of COVID 19.

I was going to go to the store but my Covid Fro is out of control!

by dade7117 March 28, 2020

Covid Forest

A place where a large gathering of people who are unmasked (or masked) and are congregating during the pandemic unknowingly spreading Covid. Depending on which variant is around depends on the name - first it was the Covid Forest, then came the Delta Forest found more commonly in the Southeast. Omicron Forest common in Northeast spread grew quickly. Regardless of the variant, the Covid Forest grows when people unknowingly spread Covid among people either at indoor or outdoor venues.

We went to tailgate at the Patriot game. Masked and masked people were everywhere. Covid was surely being spread. I felt like I was in a Covid Forest!

The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.

by Ahoymellow January 29, 2022

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020

Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021

COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020

Covid Bush

An extra hairy vagina that a woman normally wouldn’t have but grew during the covid pandemic

Hey Luis I smashed my girlfriend for the first time in over a year. I needed a pair of garden shears to get through her covid Bush.

by Critter99 May 31, 2021