Coyote clap

A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.

Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm

by Big slick 29 December 25, 2021

Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.

'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'

by DatGuyIn7H November 6, 2017

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

Verbal Clap

When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate

1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'

by Aviate January 25, 2009