Ted Nugent

A really awesome musician. Don't let the fact that he's a godawful human stop you from enjoying him.
Ted Nugent may be a racist, draft-dodging pedophile, but you can't deny he's absolutely outstanding.
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Ted locks

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.
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Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew
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Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth
i did a dirty ted this morning at the park
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ted nankivel

the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars
a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared
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It's used when you say something important but that not many people consider or even think about.
thomas sharpe from crimson peak is one of tom hiddleston’s best characters please appreciate him and thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
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