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birthday queef

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
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crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.
Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!
by HateChild6 June 26, 2017
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Gossip Queefing

An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.

A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."

Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012
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Queef Wellington

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"
by SamHateHer September 2, 2022
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Queefing kyleigh

Slang used in Dayton Ohio to describe girls with stinky downstairs. Often sounds like a duck when they walk.
by Ilovestinkypuss November 25, 2021
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Rumble Queef

A queef so massive, it rumbles the chair/bench that the woman is sitting on, thus sending vibrations to the people surrounding her.
At lunch today, I felt a quick vibration on my seat. A woman sitting near me looked embarassed.

She must have rumble queefed.
by Rod Stiffington III November 22, 2010
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queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011
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