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Headphone Music

Music and songs which make far less sense unless they're listened to on a decent set of headphones. It also helps bigtime to be under the influence of basically ANY mind altering substance when listening to the song/s.
Yo, I listened to 'Zion Train' by Bob Marley last night on headphones, dude. I could hear every cymbal crash, cow bell, bass riff... It was off the wall. Bob was speaking to me, bro. I've listened to that song a million times, but after that smoking out and doing it headphone music style? I realize that Bob was a fucking prophet on Earth, man. Damn this is some good weed.
by zackjmack January 16, 2011
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mainstream music

The worst music out there. It is usually for people that have low IQ's, are conformist, and are afraid to explore other music out there.

It is always on the radio, Top 40, MTV, and everywhere you go! All of it is crappy music created for people with no idea what good music is.
Teenybopper Girl 1: Hey, that new Jonas Brothers song is awesome! Have you heard it?
Rock or Metal Fan 2: No, your music is crappy gay mainstream music pretending to be rock. It is rubbish music made for idiots with no music taste.
by masterpassion October 4, 2009
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music junkie

a person who explores the many different genres of music.People that are constantly listening,downloading,and researching new bands. Someone who has their ipod headphones on 24/7 with the volume cranked to the max.
music junkie-the quiet guy in the back of the classroom
by Brutal Romance April 6, 2008
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pop music

something that requires no talent to make as it only uses cheap shitty computer software and some blond bimbo slut or some batty boy preppie faggot male to "sing" the shitty lyrics some cocklord named Bjorn from Armenia wrote.

In fact it shouldnt even be legally defined as music Call it Horrible Talentless Noise
by Brother Number One December 7, 2003
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Cock Music

1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music

2. music for sexy people

cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"

"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
by NickHatesYou September 13, 2020
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Musical Cars

The game that everyone loves to play at a party. Usually results in too many cars being piled into one driveway.

Often times it is the overly drunk and obnoxious people parked behind you, resulting in anger and frustration.
Dan: Dude this chick totally wants to blow me, I'm gonna take her back to my place and B my L all over her T's.

Frank: Good luck with that bro, theres like 4 cars parked behind you. By the time you finish playing musical cars she's gonna be passed out.
by YeazY January 31, 2010
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Music Junkie

A music junkie is someone who will constantly listen to music, to tune out anything. Usually seen in a baggy hoodie, and a shy person. They will probably not listen to you if you talk to them, and if you get annoyed when they arent listening, DO NOT pull out their ear bud. They will be pissed
Person 1:Hellloo?
Person 2: *nudges person 1* don't try it, they're a music junkie
by Taeils Only Star July 29, 2019
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