spot hawk

To follow an person walking to their car so that you may pounce upon the vacated parking spot

Man, I wasted 30 minutes at the mall trying to spot hawk so that I could get my bitch that cd for Christmas.

by true punk 45236 August 22, 2008

daddy hawk

Infrequently used term to describe an attractive older male.

i.e. "Joe Biden sure is quite the daddy hawk".

by owlyross November 20, 2013

Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 7, 2019

The Stephen Hawking

The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.

Jim: Dude I banged this girl last night and she was so good I made The Stephen Hawking face.

by SupraSwampa January 4, 2017

braid hawk

grown out mohawk or variation with thin braids. worn by michale graves, formerly of the misfits, in marky ramone's blitzkrieg, a ramones tribute band led by drummer marky ramone.

michale graves changed his devilock into a braid hawk when he joined marky ramone's blitzkrieg.

by lrd127 July 23, 2010

Banana Hawk

Extremely small and hairy chode1, that resembles that of a pigmy marmoset.

do you have a banana hawk?

by Judge Danforth July 1, 2009

Wiki Hawk

Frequently referencing Wikipedia while watching a t.v. show to find out interesting historical facts about the program's cast.

Surfing Wikipedia continually out of sheer boredom.

Ex. Tonight, while watching Family Guy, I was being a Wiki Hawk and found out that Seth Mcfarland used to be a writer for the cartoon Johnny Bravo.

by slipD May 16, 2011