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Gash Mash-up

When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.
Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.

Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
by sbvodka July 28, 2010
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Gash Snot

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.
Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.
by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017
mugGet the Gash Snotmug.

Gash rash

Gash rash is a colloquial term for skin injury to the pubic region caused by abrasion with another person's pubic or facial region, often as a consequence of depilation to said regions hair. Though usually gone unnoticed while attaining gash rash, many find the aftermath to be unpleasant, and even defined by some as excruciating when bodily liquids are introduced to the affected area. It can be avoided by either refraining from shaving, or by epilating (removing hair from its root below the skin) the region instead. One can try to hide their gash rash from being known to others by simply getting dressed, but the awkward stride and stiffled gasps are a tell tale sign of the affected.

The majority of times gash rash only leaves minor abrasions to the skin, that usually disappear within a day or two. Some severe cases of gash rash have been known to take up to 3 weeks to heal, needing a daily regimen of cleaning, drying, and venting of the area until gone.
Michelle: "I don't know if I can go to the Stone Pony tomorrow to see the Yonder Mountain String Band, I can barely walk!"
Liz: "I told you never to shave the night before a date with a man that rocks facial stubble- that combination is a gash rash certainty"
by Luck Is on all4Z July 6, 2024
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Gash Gawker

An expert in the field of opportunist up-skirt viewing.
"She got up from sitting on the grass extremely carefully, clenching her short skirt with her right hand to prevent it riding up. She obviously knew we were a couple of gash gawkers."
by Mr. GJ Gawker August 16, 2013
mugGet the Gash Gawkermug.

gashed

used as a way to say somebody has been beaten up, taken from the word 'gash' in a cut/bruise sense.
petrificus: you got gashed the other day!
samalia: i know, they got me bad!
by petricusperrywinkle January 21, 2011
mugGet the gashedmug.

Generation Gash

A Generation Gash is when someone has Sex with a girl’s gap and her mother’s gap or vice versa. If done within the same month you become a General!
Jamie: I ended up round a woman’s house the other day, and her daughter was sat at the other end of the room, I banged her last week!! They both had a massive generation gash!
by Henri the hoover May 17, 2018
mugGet the Generation Gashmug.

gash

British military slang for rubbish or trash. Also can be applied to the word gash bag, meaning rubbish bag.
John spilt his gash all over the Major
by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017
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