teeth fuck

To bite someone really really fucken hard.

The cum from such a session is the bruise that's left.

If you don't bruise, you ain't fucking right.

guy 1: Dude that's a nasty bruise!

guy 2: Nah, my gf just teeth fucked me. I got her back though.

guy 1: awesome (because teeth fucking is always awesome and reciprocating the gift is always smiled upon)

by MaikeruDesu August 25, 2011

teethbone

The very broad, hard, obstacle, very much like a boner, launched into the inside of your tooth.

Ahh, my teethbones hurt!

by omglikewtfdude January 16, 2009

teeghon

A weird big fat guy who smells really bad and looks like a walrus that came out of his moms PUSS. He always stocks up on his giant dildos cause ya never know! He likes looking at men's asses and watches gay PORN. He loves to look at niggers and whip them like a black man rode his small dick on a yoga ball!

Teeghon looked at the mans big dick.

by Diggity frog dog November 4, 2013

tinsel teeth

a person with dental braces

What's the matter tinsel teeth, does the cat have your tounge?

by Light Joker January 31, 2005

chuff teeth

Person who unknowably has a pubic hair stuck in their teeth

Shut up chuff teeth, go play with your fuck stick

by gh Shocker75 August 15, 2005

Chi teeth

Chichester, an area southwest of Philadelphia, is notorious for the crooked teeth of many of its residents. Most likely a deformity linked with poorly treated water and part time jobs at gas stations that don't have dental plans

"YOOO, did you just see that. Mikey just got stomped out and now his chi teeth are straight."

by Jack Bandit September 8, 2005

Cincinnati Wool Teeth

Proudly wearing the aftermath of a Cincinnati Lawn Mower around in public for all to see.

Cody: what the fuck was in Fitz's teeth today?
Dan: I think he has Cincinnati Wool teeth.

Cody: Yeah, that must be it, his sister spent the night last night.

Dan: That sick bastard loves his Cincinnati Lawn Mowers

by LuckiePee-air November 4, 2009