Tennis Prostitute 

A female highschool student who dates and or mooches off of several players of an entire sports team or school club, such as Tennis or Chess.

Kim is such a Tennis Prostitute.

Tennis Prostitute by Juan "Dirty Sanchez" Ramirez September 9, 2008

tenis 

The area between the taint and the penis.

I'd scratch my tenis, but I'm too afraid of rashing my taint.

tenis by Look its Puck September 28, 2006

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket 

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens 

Best meme page in existence, better than any non-King's college meme page. Made by the people, for the people. Praises our Lord and Saviour Rick Astley, champagne and the Chaplain.

For the many, not the few.

Some say it was made by the same people who made the Van of Life.

Kinda like the Christ Church UD entry, but better.

Interviewer: So why did you choose King's?
Interviewee: Why, for King's College Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens, of course!
Interviewer: Congratulations, you are in!

Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens by King's College Gang December 23, 2018

tennis 

A sport for gay males or pussy females, often mistaken for a real sport by the people who participate in it. People that play it think it's difficult but they've never played football, wrestled, did swimming/diving, baseball, or any other sport.

Hey you see that guy? He's in the chess team
Oh really what a pussy
Well at least he doesnt play tennis
Yeah for real

tennis by theoppositeofnotthey August 31, 2020

teeninyuntzi 

very small

damn dude her tits are teeninyuntzi. Fuck her.

teeninyuntzi by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003

tennis balls 

1. Nicole's desire from Patti

1. "I love those tennis balls"

tennis balls by Annonymous Rhonchaus January 21, 2003