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Grapefruit technique

A South African invention mainly maid for woman that want to fuck their husbands using their mouth wild isn’t it
I gotta a #Grapefruit technique last night from my women and she was going on it hard
by Ahmad ramadi May 19, 2019
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Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.
"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!
by some medic August 17, 2007
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Immortal Technique

A Peruvian born rapper who grew up in Harlem, who raps about seriously contreversial issues, and touches on alot of important topics that other's wont. Despite this, I.T. has juvenile and backwards views on women, and is a hatefull sexist.
immortal technique :
that's your girl, bitch get over here, give me some brain
I'll bust of on her face, and right after the segment
she'll propably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant

Immortal technique is really cool dude!!!1111!!
by NYCtruth October 4, 2006
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Techniggle

1. When a non-essential, trivial function of a piece of software anoys you so much you stop using it.

2. When a non-essential, trivial fuction impeeds effective use of a piece of software.
1.
I have to get my PC sorted out, my spell checker doesnt work, its such a bad techniggle I cannot use it.

The auto update techniggle on acrobat was so anoying I unistalled it completely

2. I hate using my PC at work, every time I do anything it asks me for a password. That techniggle drives me up the wall.
by Fraser Steen April 29, 2007
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Technicality Win

Whereby you win an argument through a technicality.
Germany has a history of evil - Person A

Hitler was technically Austrian - Person B

Damn. That's a TECHNICALITY WIN - Person A
by CommunismFails. January 10, 2010
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technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis

A synththetic virus created by radical Muslims that attacks the colon by forming a deadly mold within the taeniae coli.
John -I'm not gonna make it man. Those bastards got me...I gots the technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis.

Steve -Does this mean I can have your ps3?

John -No... I'm donating it to starving Haitians
by Jevl April 27, 2010
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The Jhands technique

When you are hitting it from behind then slip it in her butt.
Damn bro she is hot af you should try the Jhands Technique
by Nikeman December 14, 2019
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