Flex tape

A special tape used to cover a males dick tip while he is cuming

STACEY! GRAB THE FLEX TAPE IM CUMING

by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019

black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.

The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.

by ChinPingas March 20, 2023

tail tape

Military term for toilet paper.

Do you have any tail tape? I need to wipe my ass.

by Frankiemal1 March 15, 2020

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

brush, tuck, and tape

Brushing your teeth and flossing.

brush, tuck, and tape in the morning.

by TKOZZZ March 13, 2024

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025

Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020