Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

Trigger

One who lacks a father figure and makes a fool of themself constantly as a result of persisting to be comedic by repeating an unfunny joke.

"GUYS GO TO R/STARWARSME PLEASE GUYS PLEASE LAUGH AT ME."
"Shut up Trigger."

by The Very Real Tick January 8, 2022