Silver Springs

A small town in the desert of Nevada, citizens of Silver Springs are often missing teeth, know little of the outside world, and deny the existence of science. However, this may also be blamed by the unhealthy combination of Jack Daniels, Slim Jims and Mormanism, known as the "Nevada Trinity." Every homes abandoned pickup truck must have the tires removed and be contained at least 51% inside the chain link fence. Pitt Bulls are forbidden to be spayed or neutered and may not be chained or kept inside the chain link fence. Silver Springs ranks first in the state of Nevada for Domestic Violence, DUI Arrests and Incest. The average age of conception is 15.58 years or age. The Median income is $10,613.59 (the maximum annual unemployment benefit paid for by the state of Nevada.) The whole place is full of sagebrush, 10 square miles of sagebrush and prostitutes. You can also find mentally (and physically) retarded tourists (counting as fauna) who've been sent there by mistake and think they're at Disneyland. Silver Springs also ranks
#1 for most hookers.
#1 for most meth usage.
#1 for most Californian escapees in the past 3 decades
#1 for most most STD's per square mile (#2 is New Jersey)
#4 for most freaky-type people( who migrate to Bay to Breakers in California once a year).
#2 for being 38th on SAT scores.
#1 for the quickest time to be wedded (or divorced).
#50 for cost of real estate housing after real estate bubble burst.
#666 (or 13) for being Sodom and Gomorrah.

Friend 1: "Did you go to that party in Silver Springs?"
Friend 2: "No, what happened"
Friend 1: " I guess the math teacher from the highschool got caught with a sophomore"
Friend 2: "Again!!"

by WP2316NOFTW December 27, 2010

Stringing

When ravers swing and twirl glowsticks around on the end of a string.

Makes very nice time lapse pictures.

Oh man, at the rave last night, there were alot of people stringing. We had to make a big circle for them so everyone could watch.

by ilessthan3weres August 10, 2006

stringer

The third person in a tampon assembly line.

Sally is being promoted from Stringer to Shover-in-the-cardboard-tuber starting next week.

by CCS March 24, 2004

Holly Springs

A small town in NC. its full of gay fags, whore, sluts and stuck up bitches. no one is actually from northcarolina here. they all move here from other places, and therefore think there better. they dont care about other people. all the parents think its a better town, but really its full of druggys. everyone is rich so they all shop at hollister and shit. the houses are riduculsly priced and you have to buy alchol at a state run place. its hell on earth.

I'm from holly springs therefore i'm better than you.

by JxGOSSIP! June 12, 2009

Lanky String of Piss

An overly tall and skinny man

Did you see yer man Tubridy, isn't he a lanky string of piss!

by timothy bystander April 14, 2010

Bruce Springsteen

Awesome classic rock singer. Born to Run is an American classic.

Dude Springsteen was cool but when he got the E Street Band he was cooler!

by Eric December 29, 2004

snapped the string

When you take too much LSD. Way too much. You fly so hard that you trip for the rest of your life. Theres no come down and no cure. You make your self permanently schizophrenic.

This is what happened to Syd Barret.

"Terry had a whole sheet of LSD in his pocket when he ran through those sprinklers. He snapped the string and has never been the same since.

by -where we came in? August 3, 2007