When one has smoked marijuana/gotten high then proceeds to say or do something incredibly stupid, so stupid that an observer who sees/hears this event feels the urge to call out this stupidity with a "Stoner Foul", which 1) forces the individual to stand up or sit down (the opposite of which one they are doing at the time of the stoner foul) and 2) succinctly points out the flaw/terrible idea/fuck up for everyone to hear.
Travis: "Man, instead of making expensive bombs and wasting money, the government should just make a bomb full of pennies cause if you drop those from like something high, it would kill someone, so a penny bomb would be awesome"
Josh: "Stoner Foul"
Josh: "Stoner Foul"
by JR2112 July 19, 2010
When you are having a conversation, or in a situation, and you completely forget a major part of what you were going to say or do.
"I was talking to Carol on the phone, right? And while we were chatting, she was re-dressing Jeremy's wounds. I'm so glad he's out of the... uh... fuck. HOSPITAL! He's out of the hospital. Sorry. Stoner moment."
by afallenmind January 21, 2015
big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.
girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.
by carito April 11, 2006
Stoners dictionary..2 words stoners use alot when sitting around saying things like "let's get that word in the stoners dictionary" or saying "I know that word is in the stoners dictionary" but for those of u who don't know what the stoners dictionary is...it's just slang for the urban dictionary
Hey girl knowledge is power just so you know them stoners when they were talking about the stoners dictionary they were referring to the urban dictionary.
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 08, 2017
When a person addicted to marijuana becomes aggressive, usually when they are not high anymore and/or do not have immediate access to marijuana.
by Emma Craig January 06, 2015
When you're so stoned that you stand up and fail to remember that there were lighters/weed/your phone/or random shit in your lap.
Anna stands up and goes inside.
A random lighter clatters to the ground.
"Where'd that lighter come from?"-Summer
"Anna must've stoner dropped it."-Alex
A random lighter clatters to the ground.
"Where'd that lighter come from?"-Summer
"Anna must've stoner dropped it."-Alex
by baby tarzan November 04, 2013