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Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023
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Tristan stead

"wow did u see that guy"
"he must be a Tristan stead "
by bikkie21 October 25, 2023
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Hot steamy expresso

When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day
My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso
by MeepBeep#2 October 25, 2023
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APARTMENT STEADING

-home steading but in an apartment
You can still skip the grocery store and be independent, by canning and preserving your food at home. You can also join with other people and create a community garden. If you are even more courageous you can start a community farm. There is hope, there is always a path to freedom. It's not normal for us to spend our whole life paying bills. Your food should be all stocked up for 20 years from only 1 year of work. And your days should be spent laying down and wasting your time. Don't let greedy people who own media and want to own your air/food/water supple convince you paying for it is normal. It isn't.

1-Need a pantry(constructed in cornerwall) often from scrap materials
2-Has a small indoor garden (not hydroponic)
3-Mills your own flour
4-has a minimum of 5 years stocked canned food that was all done themselves/with family.

Optional:
Quail pets
Rabbit pets

Rick:I wish I had 2 million dollars some day to do homesteading
HENRY: I heard Mary is apartment steading. You don't need much to start that.

-www.microsteading.com
I never used to buy those 20 dollar steaks but now I can get them for $5 because of Apartment Steading.
by 613OttawaMan February 17, 2026
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Patting the Steadman

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.
by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009
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The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012
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stand her in good stead

to be useful to someone(her/him) in the future
she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her
by flobil November 15, 2023
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