Hausman Status 

High-grade cannabis, often only available in a select few Cannabis Clubs in Northern California's Bay Area, that's so chronic even the pickiest upper-middle class Jewish teenage potheads would acknowledge it's great and be willing to pay for it, regardless of its price.

"Dude, that weed was alright but it wasn't anything I'd consider Hausman Status."

Hausman Status by Thizzcobar October 24, 2010

shine status 

When someone ignores you

Mike pissed me off, so now I have him on shine status.

shine status by Stevawcox February 5, 2017

farm status

Used in massively multiplayer online games, to have something on "farm status" means that the guild or group of players involved have mastered a particular encounter. It indicates that there is no challenge in the fight, and that the participants expect to easily win and get loot.

"How many attempts do you think it will take us to kill ragnaros?"
"Just one, we have him on farm status"

farm status by Cyphern January 9, 2006

fetus status 

One who looks like an arrogant and cocky biotch. First impression anyway. May act like one too.

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"man, omar is such a fetus status!!!!"

fetus status by anita moore bath December 20, 2008

Montclair Status 

"Montclair Status" can be defined in multiple ways:

1. An unfair situation in which you were ripped off/ screwed over and had absolutely no control over.

2. A ridiculously low budget/ beat up piece of matter that obviously needs to be replaced.

3. A huge inconvenience to oneself because of the lack of intelligence in the design of a plan/schedule/system/ect.

Examples: - McEachern Music building is just flat up Montclair Status. - The jail food in Freeman is Montclair Status. - The traffic jam on the Garden State Parkway is Montclair Status. - That bike that is spray painted 3 different colors and has no seat... is Montclair Status. - Being woken up by fire alarms for real fires twice in one week is Montclair Status. - A firetruck taking a half hour to arrive is Montclair Status. - Dry Campus... Montclair Status. - I'm a drummer and need a car to play gigs, can't get a parking permit after I had one last year.... Montclair Status. - Closing down a parking lot in the middle of the year to create a parking deck instead of over the summer in return creating massive havoc in parking.... Montclair Status. - Waiting 30 minutes for an E Route Shuttle Bus... Montclair Status. - A projector that takes 2 minutes to retract into the ceiling in a philosophy class while everybody stares at it in silence. Montclair Status. - Same class, different day. Can hear a truck backing up in the middle of a lecture hall. Montclair Status.

Montclair Status by Remmurd Steab September 23, 2009

shitpost status

When little kids made a term to try and "do a thing" its really just Instagram meme pages on YouTube posting shitty stuff.

That little dumbass kid is so annoying posting those shitpost status videos abusing YouTube's algorithm.

shitpost status by Big Mf Man Hell Yeah December 9, 2020

no status 

n.; the state of someone who is not sweet; someone who does not possess bro status or G status.

Guy #1: "I'm gonna do homework instead of hitting up the party."
Guy #2: "Dude...no status."

no status by Col. Hans Landa September 28, 2011