shaking hands with the governor of love

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006

latin booty shaking 101

a class that one takes solely for the purpose of ogling the eye candy. so named because latin booty shaking is a spectator sport, yet many seeming heterosexual males are very interested in taking part in an activity they have no reason to take part in.

Rick: Dude, do you want to take "nursing" next year?

Astley: Naw brah, that class is so gay

Rick: Lemme put it this way. It's basically "latin booty shaking 101" nawmeeeen?

Astley: Ohhhhhh, dude hellz to the yeah!

by mcsamchilovin' June 14, 2009

Reverse stalking

For a stalker to show up places he/she knows their target will be before target arrives

Billy has been stalking me since I broke up with and last night he tried reverse stalking me by showing up to places I was going before I even got there.

by Mryan13 February 1, 2016

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

stalking-horse bid

An initial offer on a bankrupt company's assets by a potential buyer choosen by the fallen company.

Pete: I heard Cogswell Cog's is going bankrupt.

John: Yes, I heard Spacely Sprockets put a bid in to buy them.

Pete: Yeah I heard that too... but the way I heard it, Spacey just put in a stalking-horse bid and may not want Cogswell at all.

by kaptaindave February 19, 2009

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

shaking my ass

slang for “laughing hard in my bed” used mostly in the comment section of instagram lives past midnight

“you deadass got me shaking my ass right now.”

by los G February 7, 2021