stag

A socially accepted, cool way to say "I am a big loser who couldn't get a date, but need something shorter than this to answer peoples' question of 'Who are you going with?'

"Who are you going with?"
"I'm going stag"
"Oh...what a loser."
"I know."

by David May 6, 2005

stagalicious

female term for a guy being a hot guy

Damn girl, look at the stagalicious guy by the bar.

by IanHarold September 6, 2007

stage seven clinger

above stage six clinger, the girl who's virginity was taken by you and wont give up the fact that the relationship wont ever exist, yet she tries to be friends with every girl you try to hook up with and won't leave you alone

m: yo bro, your girl is creepin me out

j: yeah i know bro, she is a straight stage seven clinger

by brobrohoe May 9, 2011

staggering distance

Within walking distance of a bar or drinking establishment.

Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.

You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.

by doucher June 9, 2012

Stabigail

She Knows When You Are Sleeping. She Knows When Your Awake. She Knows If You Have Been Bad Or Good. So GET THE FUCK OUT. SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU

James: Help Stabigail Is Watching Me While I Sleep
Owen: GET THE FUCK OUT! SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

by Beastlyhexquest February 26, 2013

Stage Six Clinger

A member of the opposite sex that has become overly attached, overly fast, despite barely having made your acquaintance. There is no hope.

What do you mean she has sent 10 texts over 6 days that you have not replied to ?!?! You must be joking!!! She sounds like a stage six clinger!

by dress pants and wife beater August 20, 2014

stages of romance

(in my opinion)
Stages
1. Meeting
2. Talking
3. Friends
4. Best Friends

5. Dating
6.Kiss
7.Sex
8. Moving in
9. Proposal
10. Marriage
11. Pregnant

12. Kids
(11 and 12 can come before 9 and 10)

I'm on the 5th stage of the stages of romance with 'Thanos' (????)

by ThatDeepThinker October 5, 2020