Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

by Gmilch May 16, 2010

Squirrel Style

bending over in a in the fetal posistion with your ass up in the air and a few nuts ready for action

squirrel style is what fini does best

by L on a stick February 12, 2006

hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

Squirrel's Nest

The part between your balls and butthole. Also none as a gooch, but its called a squirrel's nest when it is hairy.

My "Squirrel's Nest" is getting to hairy, I need to shave.

by The Burglest Burglar December 30, 2011

Raw Squirrel

Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia

I had sex with her raw squirrel

by SeanPea April 30, 2021

circus squirrel

A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope

Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.

by Fat and Flirty December 12, 2016

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.

John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.

by Pete1688 October 6, 2012