Squeezeit

Squeezit, a slang known as a fruit drink

drunk up a squeezeit

by 5567 May 12, 2008

Squeebee

Adjective: A word describing a person, place or thing as being too "goody two shoes" or whipped by his woman.

That guy is so squeebee, he was washing the principal's car when a bunch of bloods jumped his ass.

You ain't going out again? How can you be so squeebee, son?

by TheADEN May 19, 2009

Squeeze the hedgehog

To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.

Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.

"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."

"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."

"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."

by The Squozen Hedgehog May 15, 2010

Squeeful

Something that causes one to explode at its mind bending cuteness.

Kittens, baby bunnies, and every other tiny thing with cute beady eyes is squeeful.

by CV337 August 21, 2011

squeeze the pea

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing or squeezing the clitoris until you orgasm.

- My husband cums so fast that I usually squeeze the pea when he falls asleep.

by Black Rose 11 March 10, 2014

Squeeze Off

A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.

Me and Jamal had a squeeze off to prove dominance, Jamal got knocked.

by Foobies September 1, 2022

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009