squeakins

high pitched hiccups (often produced by extremely hyper elephants)

Man, that elephant at the zoo had squeakins like a mofo!!!

by fo sho sho March 23, 2008

screaming strayer

one who routinely goes to the other side to be banged in the poo hole, but who doesn't have the common courtesy to give a reach around.

Man, that guy's such a screaming strayer, he loves to take it, but he'll never return the favor.

by wrinkle neck September 28, 2008

Squeeling Jackal

When and old lady engages with a dog under the table.

"So my nan was in the garage and the dog came in so they used to pneumatic drill to do the squeeling jackal"

by Hawtsauce12321 November 2, 2008

Screaming Houdini

A mixture between a Screaming Eagle and a Houdini. Similar to a Screaming Eagle in that when I guy is rooting a girl doggie style and is about to cum he sticks his dick in her ass. When she turns her head to complain he pulls out and cums in her face, this is the Houdini part.

Jane never liked it when I Screaming Eagled her, she especially didn't like it when I Screaming Houdinied her. I told her "whats wrong with a bit of shit and cum in the eye?"

by Richard James Bitch esq. March 29, 2009

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

Screaming Jesus

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).

Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."

by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009

squeeging

moving in a quick rapid motion

the spider is squeeging across the floor

by Rainbow~squid January 13, 2010