two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

Scratch

A form of coin or paper currency

I'm gonna hit the streets to get make dis scratch! Girl I'm tryin to get with him he's got dat scratch!

by CoCo Blaze November 23, 2007

booty scratcher

a gay person

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Squatchin'

Derived from 'sass-quatchin'
When someone is being unnecessarily sassy

"What's wrong with Bob?"
"I don't know but he's been squatchin' all day"

by BritNAZT February 27, 2014

sqatch

1.n. a womans vagina
2.adj. a weak or cowardly person

1. im going to get some sqatch this weekend
2. hes not going to do it he is a sqatch

by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 8, 2004

ichy scratchy

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.

I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.

by April Arsenic January 26, 2009

scratcher

Ones Bed after a particullary rigorus weekend of shagging.

I had to get outa the scratcher at 12.20 and change the sheets on monday there was so much hard stuff onthe sheets,, aughhh.

by xand May 2, 2003