Sex Smelling Salts

A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.

'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'

by RedNexDex April 20, 2024

Inter-Bitch Selling

verb ; the selling between two bitches.

The first bitch female dog tried to "buy" the second bitch female dog from the head of the bitch trade. The head said, "I do not allow Inter-Bitch Selling !"

The first hooker, or bitch ; tried to buy the second hooker, or bitch from the head of the hooker/bitch trade. The head said, "I do not allow Inter-Bitch Selling !"

by alyssarose. June 21, 2011

Lookin vicious and smelling delicious

When yo girl is so fine and smellin good you just want to bite her

When your girl walks in the room after you haven't seen her all day lookin vicious and smelling delicious because she is wearing that perfume that takes your breath away cause it smells so good and lookin good because she just be lookin good

by Lookin vicious and smelling de December 3, 2020

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

He’s selling the money

A faggot saying for faggots who don’t know what the words selling or money mean

Dave: He’s selling the money!
Everyone: Shut up faggot.

by Imnotwhoyouthibkiam May 7, 2023

what are ya selling?

When someone does not hear another, this can be used to ask what they said.

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you see the game?"
Jim: "Huh, what are ya selling?"

by Cp98 June 30, 2023

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023