spanig

offensive term used to call a very dark complected hispanic person. Combines the offensive ethnic slur "spic" with the offenisve ethnic slur of african american dissent, "nigger".

Yo' that fucken spanig just tried to buy a $3.00 crack rock with $2.00 and 4 quarters !!!

by Weeize November 25, 2006

spanish turnstyle

An act of love between two adults wherein the aroused male gently places himself into his partner's "business" while the partner swings their legs in the air like they just don't care. NOTE: Must be looking at a coffee table book about Spain while this is happening.

Guy, I totally did a Spanish Turnstyle with her. It was so good I wept.

by Beltloop Jones June 7, 2005

Spanish Nazi Zombie

An undead spanish nazi, as seen in the game uncharted drakes fortune (i'm not making this up!)

Look! That beef wet unshaven man's getting chased by some Spanish Nazi Zombie's!

by Chimpskylark March 8, 2009

spanish shotgun

when someone inhales the smoke of a menthol newport cigarette through their butthole then exhales it through a fart while someone else inhales the just released smoke from the other persons butt

jim wanted me to do a spanish shotgun after he did a spanish inhale

by a giant newport December 6, 2012

Spanish

NOT A RACE!
It's not a race because it refers to people from Spain, and they are classified as whites.
If you are from Spain, and only spain, you are Spanish, but you are not hispanic.

Do not get it twisted.

Guy 1 - Why does this forum give Spanish as a race?
Guy 2 - Because it is.
Guy 1- No, its not. Spanish is being from Spain, not a race. I'm assuming they're trying to say 'Latino' or 'Hispanic'.

by Hispanics Are Smart, Too. January 28, 2009

Shanice

One of the best thing's in your life. Sometimes slutttyyy!!!!! (not really somtimes, most the time) but that's why you love her. Will always make you laugh but don't cross her!
Flirtasious and loving, with a heart of gold and the bluest eyes!

Girl 1: You know Shanice?
Girl 2: Yeah, she's a slut, but really pretty.
Girl 1: I know but shes loveable...
Girl 2: ehahahahahahahahaha..yer i love her

by Robot~Lion June 1, 2010

spanish police

"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.

Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.

If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.

If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.

"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."

Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

by EL June 19, 2006