blood sock

A long narrow piece of hard fabric (usually cotton) that is inserted into a bloody canal by means of a plastic applicator. Its typical purpose is to reduce blood/egg flow. It comes in a variety of thickness: for those who have wide blood faucets, there are super jumbo blood socks available. Likewise, there are slim blood socks available to those who have tight faucets. The blood sock is not meant to remain in the vag for longer than 8 hours. When 8 hours is up, it must be removed by yanking on the pull string that hangs down from the blood region. It must be pulled slowly, however, because yanking too fast can result in squirting blood everywhere making an awkward squelching sound.

Jane: I need to take out my tamponn it's been in for like 2 days!
Lisa: Don't you mean your BLOOD SOCK?! hahaha.
Jane: Shut up you stupid cunt.
Lisa: Call me a cunt, but I sure hope I'm not any wider than yours. lawlzie!

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008

Wearing socks

If your wearing socks, you can let your homie buttfuck you but it still won't be gay.

"Jimmy slided his dick in me. But we were wearing socks and we said no homo so we're not gay."

by Massive PEEN boy March 08, 2021

hot sock

When a male/female shits in a sock then beats his or her partner with it

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

cock in a sock

A place to stick ones dick (big or small) when in need of a place to jerk off when a load cannot be blown on the floor.

I was at my friends house and while everyone was sleeping I stuck my COCK IN A SOCK as to not batch on the rug.

by Nekima April 28, 2006

Sock Party

When two or more people put something heavy (like a bar of soap) in tube socks and repeatedly flail an unsuspecting victim.

Peter is being such a DB. He definitely deserves a sock party tonight.

by RandomThoughtGenerator March 26, 2010

cum sock

literally refering to one who is used to collect cum before being thrown in the corner or discarded in another unrepectical manner...

My ex is a cum sock.

by Dave Locain May 18, 2005

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005