Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.

Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.

by TrashManDan January 1, 2018

Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.

Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad

by papapattyp June 9, 2020

Sam smash

When an Italian kid gives oral to a chick and shoves his cock down her throats until she starts choking. Then the Italian kid says in a sexy voice, you like the Italian sausage huh. Then cums in her throat and let's it drip out of her mouth

Oh that girl that was with me last night, yeah I gave her a sam smash

by anthon shamal April 23, 2017

tram smash

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times

Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.

by LBBB October 14, 2016

smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates

smash birds are go

by SMASH01 December 6, 2011

Smashed Burgers

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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.

“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"

by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023

Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022