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Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
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Sam smash

When an Italian kid gives oral to a chick and shoves his cock down her throats until she starts choking. Then the Italian kid says in a sexy voice, you like the Italian sausage huh. Then cums in her throat and let's it drip out of her mouth
Oh that girl that was with me last night, yeah I gave her a sam smash
by anthon shamal April 23, 2017
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tram smash

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.
by LBBB October 14, 2016
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Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.
Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad
by papapattyp June 9, 2020
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smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates
smash birds are go
by SMASH01 December 6, 2011
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Smashed Burgers

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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023
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Rainbow Smash

In prison when the biggest guy from each race gets five minutes private time with pedophiles or child molesters
Did you hear what happened to the chomo

No what happened

They rainbow smashed him till he cried
by Shlament January 4, 2021
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