The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021

Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.

Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

by The_see-er September 7, 2021

Slippery dickory doc

The you’re fucking a girl from behind standing up and she cums all over the hardwood floor , and you slip in the cum and get injured.

She likes the slippery dickory dock ,but last time I about broke my ankle!

by Doc Cook August 9, 2021

Slippery

When you are sauced.

Words slip. You slip. Your drink slips. You are slippery.

Damn bro, brendan is lookin hella slippery right now.

by Durdak-Tom August 16, 2021

Slippery Brick

Approaching someone from behind, grabbing & pulling your cock up so the balls elevate with it, then straddling & dragging your dank ballsack across someone's shoulder.

Richard pissed me off, so I gave him a slippery brick

by Kommissar August 24, 2021

Slippery Trippie

A slippery trippie is when you accidentally slip down a staircase in ROBLOX and end up getting free robux.

'Yo mate, I just pulled off a Slippery Trippie'

by pepegapig June 22, 2021

Slippery Hawiian

Eating a pineapple off of a girl's pussy.

"I gave her a slippery hawiian last night . . . it tasted pretty good."

by dankhawiian August 25, 2013