1. After ejaculating on clothing/bedding and a stain remains after it has dried.
2. An insult toward anyone who is equivalent to a skeet stain.
2. An insult toward anyone who is equivalent to a skeet stain.
1. "I woke up in the morning after an eventful night of sex and I left a few skeet stains on the sheets."
2. "Shawn, you're such a skeet stain, jeez!!!"
2. "Shawn, you're such a skeet stain, jeez!!!"
by Monica M. January 11, 2008
Get the Skeet Stainmug. 1. A condom, specifically one that has already been used and therefore contains semen.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.
She didn't have a trash can, so I just tossed the skeet bag under her bed. I hope her mom doesn't find it.
by pullll April 6, 2009
Get the skeet bagmug. by RandomGuy March 28, 2005
Get the skeet shootermug. noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"
"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
"What a fucking skeet job!"
"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
by JELMS January 19, 2010
Get the skeet jobmug. When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.
When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.
When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.
by Youtube: Smile4CommunityCam January 6, 2011
Get the skeet burritomug. "There is no way that I am going to touch Amanda's blankets. That shit is skeet city!"
"It's just me and my pink stuffed monkey. I'm about to turn this place into skeet city."
"It's just me and my pink stuffed monkey. I'm about to turn this place into skeet city."
by MC C Dub March 25, 2008
Get the skeet citymug. When one engages in sexual activities and exits their hook-up/booty-call's residence promptly after blowing their load.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what Rob did?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he gave that girl the skeet and run after busting on her blinds!
Guy 1: What a baller!
Guy 2: Yeah man, he gave that girl the skeet and run after busting on her blinds!
Guy 1: What a baller!
by johnny fresch April 17, 2008
Get the skeet and runmug.