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Speed Bump

A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
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speed limit

A poker term that defines being dealt two fives as hole cards.
I wish i hadn't folded since the flop was five five, jack. I would of had a quad!
by DeathHasCome November 1, 2004
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speed garage

Dirty basslines and hard jackin 4/4 beats... this genre is an aquired taste thankfully so not many dickheads like it stick to your happy hardcore and leave the quality beats and basslines to us speedgarageheads!
speed garage is played in decent underground clubs like niche and chic, full of coke n pillheads but who cares!
by joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 30, 2006
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Bag Speed

How fast your nut sack is moving during sex.
She yelled... Pound me harder! I can't feel your nuts slapping my ass? Bag speed is everything, ya know! It's the only thing that matters.
by Fritz Bennett August 14, 2008
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speed bump

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
by Tip-drill February 27, 2008
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SEC Speed

The mythical advantage that the Southeastern Conference (SEC) has against other conferences in college football.

The term has gained popularity in the recent decade as a way for SEC fans and mainly ESPN to discredit the SEC's major conference rival, the Big Ten.

The mythical claim results from the stereotype of Big Ten teams containing large, brutish players that can fare well in run based offenses in the cold northern part of the country while SEC teams in the warm southern part of the country are often pass based. Somehow it is perceived that run based offensive players are somehow slower.

This mythical claim also goes against recent matchups between the two conferences. From 2002-2006, the Big Ten holds a 8-6 advantage in bowl games.
SEC_fan: Vandy could sooooo kick OSU's butt we've got "SEC SPEED".
Big_Ten_fan: There's no such thing as SEC Speed. We own you in Bowl Games.
by aventius December 9, 2007
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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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