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Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.
I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.
by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016
mugGet the Blanket sharkmug.

not shark or flounder

not a predator but not gonna get walked on either
The boss trusts Brad to take care of his business, he's not shark or flounder.
by anonymous May 20, 2022
mugGet the not shark or floundermug.

Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!
God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!
by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018
mugGet the Wet sharkmug.

taco shark

A white women who dates mexicans because she has low self esteem. Even Lower than that of a mudshark who dates black men.

Usually Trashy and could never get the attention of a respectable white male.

Often tells people that they are really latino when infact thay are white regardless of the fake accent.
Your sister Gabby is such a taco shark. She fucked Jaun 3x last week.
by CelticsFan69 May 19, 2008
mugGet the taco sharkmug.

shark jacking

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.
by MonCor August 28, 2006
mugGet the shark jackingmug.

loan shark

loan shark
n. Informal
One who lends money at exorbitant interest rates, especially one financed and supported by an organized crime network.
If you don't repay the loan shark you'll end up at the bodum of the river.
by Alz July 18, 2004
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

Yard sharks

Ornery little dogs, like Chihuahuas or other small mutts that run around wild in a yard chewing, digging, snarling, and generally destroying whatever they can.
Yard sharks are two or more small dogs that rip across the yards, jumping and snapping, biting, and tearing stuff up, like the shark in Jaws. "Watch out! Lucy and moose are at it again!".
by Jenefur November 7, 2014
mugGet the Yard sharksmug.

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