there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

swallowist

A pushover - a person that swallows all kinds of abuse and never fights back
A figurative sperm guzzler
A literal sperm guzzler
A supreme douche-bag

Bob never gives back what he gets. He figures he always takes it up the hoop but really, the dumb bastard is a swallowist.

by Speiderman June 18, 2018

yakult swallows

baseball team in Tokyo, not nearly as popular as the Giants.
weren't any good until the 90's, when finally started winning.

the second team in Tokyo.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

Reach Around Cum Swallow

It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!

Tony gave Goatse a Reach Around Cum Swallowing, which lasted for four scores and seven years ago.

by Jefbag April 4, 2009

shallot

Akin to the onion, a small woman's round and shapely rear-end.

She is but yea tall, and no breastistes to speak of, but she has quite the shallot.

by aegis June 18, 2003

shallowDeep

Rock band from southern Maryland. Est. 2004 they toured the East Coast and played countless shows. 98 Rock out of Baltimore named them band of the month in April 2009.

shallowDeep rocks the house.

by SPORTLOCALMUSIC January 7, 2011

Shallowken22

The greatest Roblox gamer to walk on planet earth

Shallowken22 is so epic

by Deekis May 28, 2021