shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm
friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'
by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 04, 2022
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rodeo shag

a rodeo shag is where the girl is on top and she is bouncing away then you say her sister or brothers name and see how long you can hold on
stunt shag or rodeo shag
by asswipe121 December 30, 2009
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Huras Shag

The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.
Your wedding is coming up, do you think you’re going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..
by Thick’s#1Fan June 18, 2024
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Who’s shagging arse?

Man walking around, usually at work. Shouting “who’s shagging arse
by Elgreat January 27, 2022
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meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.
His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.
by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017
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Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.
Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
by ThatBitch123456789 January 25, 2023
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ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.
Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure
by Casio38 April 11, 2010
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